This is how it starts folks…or maybe not. Get the sauce on these 3 idiots. What is more stupid?

1: Killing someone for $500 ? (£345 UK pounds = $500!)

2: Falling in love with your target and faking her death with ketchup?

4: Falling in love with your killer? (apparently in a TV interview this lady would-be-victim, explained the hired assassin and her were childhood friends!)

5: Or being the one who hired the killer, finding the target not dead reporting the killer and his target to the police as thieves for taking the $500 dollars you gave the assassin to kill without doing his job?

I mean who doesnt hate being cheated of their money right?All three of them are in jail now…..

-D-Undertaker

Hired hit man fell in love with his victim… then faked her death with tomato ketchup

By Tom Worden

Last updated at 6:25 PM on 23rd September 2011

A hired killer faked the death of his intended victim after falling in love with his target.

Hitman Carlos Roberto de Jesus, from Brazil, was paid £345 to murder Iranildes Aguiar Araujo.

He was contracted by housewife Maria Nilza Simoes, who was convinced Iranildes was having an affair with her husband.

But when he showed up to carry out the hit, he couldn’t bring himself to do it – and confessed the plot.

He then used some tomato ketchup to try and get them both off the hook.

The ruse was discovered when the hitman was seen kissing his victim – by the housewife who hired him to carry out the assassination

The pair then conjured up a plan to fool his employer into believing he had carried out the hit.

The new lovers bought two bottles of ketchup from a local supermarket.

He then taped her mouth up, tied her hands, smothered her with ketchup and got her to lie still on the floor as if she were dead.

The ex-convict photographed Araujo and sent the picture to the ‘cheated’ wife saying he had killed her.

Araujo said: ‘I tore my shirt, put the knife by my side here, then he tied me up and smothered me with ketchup.’

But the ruse was discovered three days later when Simoes saw the hired assassin kissing the very woman he was meant to have bumped off.

Detectives were amazed when de Jesus told the full story in a confession.

The murder was supposed to take place last July in the small town of Pidonbacu, in the state of Bahia, in eastern Brazil.

Bizarre: The hitman, from Bahia, Brazil, was paid £345 to murder Iranildes but couldn’t go through with it

The three suspects were grilled by police chief Marconi Lima before being released on bail.

The hitman and his ‘victim”‘ faces extortion charges and the woman who hired him charges of making threats to kill.

Sheriff Lima said: ‘In eight years of policing I’ve never heard anything like it.’

While a local shopkeeper remarked: ‘Could Maria not see that the knife was in the woman’s armpit?’
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