ZOMBIE SAFE AREA ALERT! BURMA + simple steps to protect yourself.

 THIS IS A Z-ALERT : From Burma.

By D☣Undertaker

BREAKING NEWS JUST IN: REPORTS: A huge explosion in the city of Yangon in Burma.

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CHEMICAL warehouse EXPLODES in Burma also known as Myanmar. The City of Yangon is in crisis as a fire rages, dozens killed and many more injured. The fire was caused by an explosion of unknown origin in a warehouse full of CHEMICALS! The reasons yet unknown, terrorism, negligence or other reasons have not yet been ruled out by Burmese authorities. Burma normally known for its military dictatorship and oppression of its people, will now perhaps  be the scene of the zombie outbreak. Well more precisely  the cause of the zombie-outbreak. Wont be long before the dead begin to walk the steets looking for human flesh to kindly snack on.  We will keep you updated as new info comes in. This reminds us all to be PREPARED AT ALL TIMES for such emergencies. People have already reported seeing people walking around who look dead. The Military have stopped people & media from entering in the city. Ofcourse in Burma they have always done that, but it still leaves one to think something may be up.

MOVIE: RIGHT AT YOUR DOOR
MOVIE: RIGHT AT YOUR DOOR

If you have seen the apocalyptic movie RIGHT AT YOUR DOOR you will understand the need to prepare, and to quarantine yourself and those you love in such events, even if the movie shows that you may very well seclude yourself right into the “lions den”! Without spoiling the movie or anything, the main character in the movie should made sure ALL contaminated objects were thrown away! Always remember there are things you NEED TO DO if you feel you or a close one is contaminated. Instead of panicking when 80% of the city residents and security officials are also panicking and clearly overburdened already. Below are some simple steps to remember. rather than leaving a loved one stuck outside, when you could be giving eachother support by being next to one antoher do these simple steps that event the military teaches their troops to do in case of suspected contamination.  Ofcourse when you are many in the family, you will want to protect the others from the one or ones contaminated. If you are like the guy in the movie, have no kids only your spouse than for Christs sake stay together if you die atleast you will die together and not by yourself like a pathetic son of a bitch!

STEP ONE: REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHS put them in a plastic bag SEAL the bag and keep OUT OF REACH OF children and animals. DO NOT BURN you will spread the contamination to all your neighbors!

STEP TWO :  TAKE A SHOWER WITH ALOT OF SOAP!

STEP THREE: SHAVE OFF AS MUCH HAIRY PARTS ON YOUR BODY

STEP THREE TAKE SHOWER AGAIN.

STEP FOUR: WASH WELL ALL YOUR CAVITY AREAS, don’t forget MOUTH, NOSTRILS AND EARS AND UNDER NAILS!

STEP FOUR: REPEAT SHOWER UP TO TEN TIMES LOTS OF SOAP. WASH WELL ALL HAIRY PARTS WITH SOAP.

DO ALL THIS AS SOON AS YOU CAN in an emergency clean water and power may not last long!

STEP FIVE: DRINK ALOT OF WATER, MILK, LEMON JUICE (NOT ORANGE JUICE) POOP AND PEE ALOT ! Peeing will REMOVE alot of YOUR TOXINS AND PEEING IS A GOOD WAY TO CLEAN YOUR BODY.

STEP SIX: DO A STUPID DANCE!

FOLLOW ALL SIX STEPS and you might have avoided the worse!

Prepared by D☣Undertaker

 
NOTICE : Please remember whenever any of our members hear of such news, please let us know so we can draft up a half real half fake zombie story  as most of our stories here are. In the process we hope to scare the socks out of people. Yes we are evil, but thats why y'all enjoy it. LoL! This notice serves as a disclaimer aswell.
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