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Happy 4 Infectious Years to ZSA today!

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July 24th 2011, was the day after being a fan of the zombie genre for years and then watching the walking dead season 1,  the facebook zombie pages enthusiasm was at its best and Facebook was also! Pages were flourishing and people were happy and I wanted to make a page also and I came up with the name Zombie Safe Area as it seemed original compared to what I was seeing on facebook and it is what most Zombie Survivors need as a base in the ZPOC.  Some other zombies pages helped me out when I had just 10 likes, and it went up and later I added some new admins & many new awesome members and it went zomballistic from there. We have had our Ups and Downs but thats life in the Zombie Apocalypse for ya.

ZSA thanks you all for making it such a fun ride! Couldnt have done it without all our fans and ZSA family!



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Z-ALERT Nuclear Submarine Accident!

Russian nuclear submarine fire ‘totally extinguished’ after day-long blaze

Friday, December 30 2011


This is simply an alert:   This  kind Nuclear Submarine accident of this kind could have a fallout one of these days that might cause the ZOMBIE OUTBREAK. We all need to be prepared and on alert at all times to act! Zombie Safe Area is keeping watch as promised on all events day and night!

This reminds us that Man Made disasters could totally be the cause of the Zombie Apocalypse.  Sometimes we meddle too much with parts of nature and Gods work that ought to be off limits to most so called scientists, and every now and then it bites back! Literally! Each and every individual is responsible for his or her actions, it they want to be called civilized. Those who are not civilized are bait as far I am concerned.

Not every disaster , not every climate change is man made as some would like us to believe, and then they make money out of it! But some of them are.  Simple we often behave like the world is a giant garbage at times. God wrath will be upon us. Natural occurrences or nuclear, biological, chemical or terrorism is also a natural consequence of having bad Karma!

Not all wars are the fault of who we all tend to blame it on. Dumb people love to blame everything on the government, economy, fanatics or the utmost  favorite of this dumb ass world, blaming Zionists, the New World Order, the West , or America.  Some of them are trying to fix it, while others are in the way! Nor do we need to constantly point fingers at even extremists be they jihadists or other. We all have at one time done something that has encouraged conflict! One reason is the impurity of man (and woman lol) who have lost all fear of whats good in this world and are attracting dark forces. Sounds too supernatural? It isn’t its natural. Nothing to do with your belief in a God or not. There are cosmic rules in the Universe, very much like someone playing with fire, innocent or not, you WILL GET BURNED! Blaming X, Y or Z wont do you or anyone you’re with any damn good. Just be FUCKING PREPARED!  If nothing happens, what do you have to lose to having been prepared? Nothing! In the military the instructor is sometimes very harsh with new recruits, that is because most of the rules of battle, have been learnt  in blood, mistakes have re-written the rules again & again, not just for you, but for your team,  squad, platoon, and sometimes the entire country!

Tough words for this NEW YEAR, because life is tough and some of us  have been to hell and back, and then back again! So spare your cry baby tears and take it from the tough ones! “If you love someone, then be prepared to defend them” That should be easy to do, but believe me panic gets the very frigging best of us when it frigging happens, that’s why the fucking hard words! So don’t you fuck around! Panic will get you and everyone else who follow you killed or hurt  and in a bloody hospital or worse! So stop panicking and do something smart dammit!


D☣Undertaker Zombie Safe Area.

Russian nuclear submarine fire ‘totally extinguished’ after day-long blaze

  Dec 30, 2011 – 8:21 PM ET | Last Updated: Dec 30, 2011 10:49 PM ET

By Andrei Pronin

AFP/Getty ImagesRussia said on Friday it had doused a raging blaze aboard a nuclear submarine after nearly a full day and night, by partially submerging the vessel after battling the flames with water from helicopters and tug boats.

There was no radiation leak and crew inside the submarine were monitoring the stricken vessel’s nuclear reactors which had been shut down, Russian officials said.

At least nine people were injured fighting the flames which witnesses quoted by local media said rose 10 meters above the Yekaterinburg submarine at the navy ship yard in the Murmansk region of northern Russia.

“The fire on the submarine has been totally extinguished,” Emergencies Minister Sergei Shoigu told officials leading the firefighting effort, more than twenty hours after the blaze began Thursday afternoon at 1220 GMT.

His remarks were reported by Interfax news agency.

Emergency officials decided to partially submerge the 18,200-tonne Yekaterinburg submarine at the Roslyakovo dock, one of the main dockyards of Russia’s Northern Fleet, 1,500 km (900 miles) north of Moscow, after hours of fighting the fire.

Russia’s nuclear submarine fleet, once the pride of the Soviet Union’s mighty armed forces, has been involved in a host of disasters including the sinking of the Kursk nuclear submarine in 2000 with the loss of all 118 people on board.

Official statements were vague, but the blaze is believed to have started when wooden scaffolding caught fire during welding repairs to the 167-meter (550 feet) Yekaterinburg submarine, which had been hoisted into a dry dock.

President Dmitry Medvedev ordered an investigation into the incident, the Kremlin said.


The submarine, which launched an intercontinental ballistic missile from the Barents Sea at a firing range as recently as July, can carry 16 ballistic missiles, each with four warheads, and a crew of 140.

A Defense Ministry spokesman said all its weapons had been removed before repairs started and its nuclear reactors were shut down.

“Radiation indicators are within normal levels. There is no threat to the local population,” the Emergencies Ministry said in a statement. Russian submarines’ reactors are built to withstand enormous shocks and high temperatures.

Part of the crew was onboard the submarine to check carbon dioxide levels, the temperature and to ensure the safety of the nuclear reactors.

“Part of the crew remains on board and is carrying out regular monitoring every 30 minutes of the situation in the nuclear submarine and around it,” Russia’s foreign ministry said in a statement.

The Yekaterinburg is a Delta IV class submarine. Russia’s Northern Fleet was established under the Soviet Union to watch over European waters and was armed during the Cold War against threats from NATO.

The navy was criticized by Russia’s political leaders following the Kursk disaster for failing to give accurate information about the true nature of the disaster.

© Thomson Reuters


ZOMBIE SAFE AREA ALERT! BURMA + simple steps to protect yourself.

 THIS IS A Z-ALERT : From Burma.

By D☣Undertaker

BREAKING NEWS JUST IN: REPORTS: A huge explosion in the city of Yangon in Burma.


CHEMICAL warehouse EXPLODES in Burma also known as Myanmar. The City of Yangon is in crisis as a fire rages, dozens killed and many more injured. The fire was caused by an explosion of unknown origin in a warehouse full of CHEMICALS! The reasons yet unknown, terrorism, negligence or other reasons have not yet been ruled out by Burmese authorities. Burma normally known for its military dictatorship and oppression of its people, will now perhaps  be the scene of the zombie outbreak. Well more precisely  the cause of the zombie-outbreak. Wont be long before the dead begin to walk the steets looking for human flesh to kindly snack on.  We will keep you updated as new info comes in. This reminds us all to be PREPARED AT ALL TIMES for such emergencies. People have already reported seeing people walking around who look dead. The Military have stopped people & media from entering in the city. Ofcourse in Burma they have always done that, but it still leaves one to think something may be up.


If you have seen the apocalyptic movie RIGHT AT YOUR DOOR you will understand the need to prepare, and to quarantine yourself and those you love in such events, even if the movie shows that you may very well seclude yourself right into the “lions den”! Without spoiling the movie or anything, the main character in the movie should made sure ALL contaminated objects were thrown away! Always remember there are things you NEED TO DO if you feel you or a close one is contaminated. Instead of panicking when 80% of the city residents and security officials are also panicking and clearly overburdened already. Below are some simple steps to remember. rather than leaving a loved one stuck outside, when you could be giving eachother support by being next to one antoher do these simple steps that event the military teaches their troops to do in case of suspected contamination.  Ofcourse when you are many in the family, you will want to protect the others from the one or ones contaminated. If you are like the guy in the movie, have no kids only your spouse than for Christs sake stay together if you die atleast you will die together and not by yourself like a pathetic son of a bitch!

STEP ONE: REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHS put them in a plastic bag SEAL the bag and keep OUT OF REACH OF children and animals. DO NOT BURN you will spread the contamination to all your neighbors!






DO ALL THIS AS SOON AS YOU CAN in an emergency clean water and power may not last long!



FOLLOW ALL SIX STEPS and you might have avoided the worse!

Prepared by D☣Undertaker

NOTICE : Please remember whenever any of our members hear of such news, please let us know so we can draft up a half real half fake zombie story  as most of our stories here are. In the process we hope to scare the socks out of people. Yes we are evil, but thats why y'all enjoy it. LoL! This notice serves as a disclaimer aswell.

December 2012 Apocalypse or no Apocalypse….?!!!

December 2012 Apocalypse or no Apocalypse….?!!!

That is the question…..


HOPEFULLY YES! Hehe, but the Mayans apparently didnt predict it, oh bummer, I was all prepared and stuff! In ONLY ONE year from today it is believed by many that the Mayans predicted the Apocalypse! For us we all know it means the Zombie Apocalypse! 😀 While the Mayans actually mean renewal! Just as the Bible word “Apocalypse” actually means “Revelation” meaning a New Age. There will be great wars, natural calamities and hopefully plenty of walking dead zombies to keep us busy! Enjoy the article below!  As ☣Kashwak☣ joked when I first showed him this story ”Oh we should just pack up and quit then….! ”  Being prepared early and stocking up on goods & water is a good idea. Learning new skills of rough and tough primitive survival aswell as ways to defend yourself are all good. Stocking up on supplies & learning to live on little water would be a good start! Keep it with ZSA we will prepare you along the way to make sure you know from us the experts at screwing things up…..oops I mean experts at saving people what to do! We have the talent, the know-how and the safe areas READY for you and your loved ones!



Published: December 2, 2011 – By Staff

Mayans Never Predicted December 2012 Apocalypse, Researchers Say

One of history’s most famous and foreboding doomsday predictions might never have been made, according to a German researcher. His new interpretation of a 1,300-year-old tablet affirms that the ancient Maya regarded December 21, 2012, as a moment of great importance—but not, as some believe, because they foresaw an apocalypse on that date. Maya A panel depicting ceremonies of the Mayan kings. (Credit: LeClair/Reuters/Corbis) Centered in the tropical lowlands of what is now Guatemala, the powerful Maya empire reached the peak of its influence around the sixth century A.D. and collapsed several hundred years later. Along with impressive stone monuments and elaborate cities, the lost Mesoamerican civilization left behind traces of its sophisticated calendar, which scholars have spent decades struggling to decipher. In recent years, popular culture has latched on to theories that the close of the calendar’s current cycle—set to occur around December 21, 2012—corresponds to the end of the world in the Mayan belief system.

The first Mayan calendar, known as the Calendar Round, appears to have been based on two overlapping annual cycles: a 260-day sacred year and a 365-day secular year that named 18 months with 20 days each. Under this system, each day was assigned four pieces of identifying information: a day number and day name in the sacred calendar and a day number and month name in the secular calendar. Every 52 years counted as a single interval, or Calendar Round, and after each interval the calendar would reset itself like a clock.

But because the Calendar Round measured time in an endless loop, ancient Mayans couldn’t use it to establish chronologies or relate events with wide spans of time between them. Around 300 B.C., priests apparently solved this problem by devising a new method known as the Long Count, which identified each day by counting forward from a base point calculated to fall on August 11, 3114 B.C. It grouped days into several sets: baktun (144,000 days), k’atun (7,200 days), tun (360 days), uinal or winal (20 days) and kin (one day). A single cycle of the Long Count calendar lasts 13 baktuns, or roughly 5,126 solar years, meaning that it is slated to end on a date correlating to December 21, 2012.

What exactly happens when the Long Count winds down? For some theorists, hieroglyphs on a 1,300-year-old stone tablet from the Tortuguero archaeological site in Mexico might hold the answer. Worn with age and riddled with cracks, it includes a hazy prediction of an event involving Bolon Yokte, the Mayan god of creation and war, at the end of the 13th baktun. One hotly disputed hypothesis holds that the passage describes a cataclysmic end to the world as we know it. Related Media The Mayans – Video Apocalypse Island – Video Related Topics December 21, 2012 The Maya Empire Major Religions on the End of the World Various Mayan scholars have attempted to debunk this reading, including Sven Gronemeyer of Australia’s La Trobe University, who has studied the Tortugero tablet in great detail. On Wednesday he presented his decoding of the inscription, suggesting that Bolon Yokte’s prophesied appearance on December 21, 2012, represents the start of a new era and not the end of days. Proponents of the apocalyptic interpretation have misunderstood the poorly preserved hieroglyphs, he said. Gronemeyer outlined his findings a week after Mexico’s National Institute of Anthropology and History announced that another inscription with a possible mention of December 2012 was found at the Mayan ruins of Comalcalco, located not far from Tortuguero. The institute has long maintained that the Mayan calendar does not foretell the world’s destruction a year from now.

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The Zombie Outbreak in North Korea!

The Zombie Outbreak in North Korea!

By D☣Undertaker

It really is no laughing matter what humans do to fill their stomach, but we believe the zombie outbreak has already started and for years now, in North Korea!

It has dawned over me for a few years now that North Korea’s demonic communist policies, and cult like leadership might become the cause of the zombie outbreak.  The fact is it probably has already started. Add their screwy Nuclear weapons program to that equation plus a starving people and you get some pretty freaky zombies! The leaders of North Korea have been living in luxury, while their people are starving. We all know that in communist societies the police state is installed to keep the people from overturning the system. Well this has isolated the North Koreans from the world and even humanitarian help is often blocked. This has left hundreds of thousands if not millions to starve. The consequence?  More than one source has confirmed that people have begun to eat..other people!

CLICK ON THIS TO SEE AN ARTICLE ABOUT CANNIBALSIM IN NORTH KOREA Note the part where it says: “In one account, a male guard who could not bear his hunger killed his colleague using an ax, ate some of the human flesh and sold the remainder in the market by disguising it as mutton, the report said, without giving any further details such as when the alleged crime occurred.”

Cannibalism is being noted everywhere in North Korea. A few years ago some North Koreans escaping North Korea spoke of one village where they after going hungry for weeks found some cheap warm meat pies for sale. But the taste was unlike what they have ever eaten, it was rather sweet. They then realized it might be human! Makes me think of the famous Musical play “The Barber of Seville” A Barber living in a poor area, with scarce amounts of food begins to make and sell his meat pies made up of some of his unfortunate customers. If you havent seen it please do its awesome lol!  Ofcourse in history it isn’t the first place where cannibals have existed, Africa, Asia, South America, even Europe you can find historical data about it, zombies is not a phenomena that just started in this age, not at all! In most countries it has been outlawed for years now.

“when a family member would pass away, the funeral would consist of prayer rituals, mourning and then cooking & EATING dead grandma.”

On the National Geographic channel if I (D☣Undertaker) recall rightly there was a documentary of an African Gabonese man recounting how in the”good ol days” when a family member would pass away, the funeral would consist of prayer rituals, mourning and then cooking & EATING dead grandma. In this case he spoke of his last funeral meal, his grandmother had died.  He noted that he understands why the Government put a stop to it,  but he sometimes wishes it continued as the meat was so sweet and tasty, he said with a nostalgic smile on his face. Sounds yum yum to y’all? lol

Today December 19th 2011 we learnt that The North Korean leader Kim Jong IL died last Saturday, December 17th! We are still working to confirm if it was the Z-Virus, will keep you all posted! LoL another dead head bites the dust…..  You will have all seen the weeping north Korean people, and that overly dramatic tv news woman crying also, y’all have to understand one thing most people in North Korea have been secluded from the world, they have been exposed only to the North Korean officials. They have been so enslaved to dependence that they end up looking up ONLY to their leader. Classic Monarchy, Dictatorship, Mafia and Communism stlye. Kim Jong Il’s own father (Kim Il-Sung) was known as the CREATOR OF THE WORLD, and Kim Jong Il the CREATOR OF THE WEATHER. They were in fact personified as “GODS like” in North Korea. When you brainwash people enough from the age of 1 years old onwards, you dont need to wonder why the people stay loyal to you for so long.  The angry starving people, who have been forced to cannibalism in other parts will never be shown on tv, but dont get me wrong the sad crying folks you see may very well be sincere as I explained above, North Korea was like one huge cult.

Kim Jong Un North Korea's New Leader
Kim Jong IL Dead leader

The former cook of Kim Jong IL Kenji Fujimoto who ran away to Japan years ago, has exposed the lavish lifestyle of the North Korean leader. Himself the cook is now using a fake name, and constantly afraid of being assassinated by North Korean secret agents. He explains one meal would cost several thousands of US dollars. The dozens or so of palaces were laced in silk, chandeliers and what not.  Perhaps the only hope left is that his son Kim Jong Un (the Koreans have got to stop using KIM in all their names, its getting really old) once told that cook, that “while we here are enjoying ourselves like kings, the people out there are suffering”  This may if the son is serious be the guy who opens North Korea to the world. Crossing our fingers, because you know what they say ”power corrupts” and Kim Jong Un may very well begin to enjoy being the “Father of the People” a little too much, as his predecessors did before him!

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The Arab Zombie Awakening one year ago today……

The Arab Zombie Awakening one year ago today……

By The Phant☣m

Today December 17th marks the start of the Arab Zombie Outbreak. It began with one man named Mohamed Bouazizi in the North African nation of Tunisia who discovering himself as a zombie, tried to put himself on fire, but he failed and the infection spread all over Tunisia, men and women and even children all infected! A great Tunisian leader called Zine El Abedine Ben Ali was eaten up by the zombies.  Classified as an epidemic by world health officials, it quickly turned into a pandemic level 7, worst kind! (As if I even know what I’m talking about)  It spread all over to Egypt, Bahrain, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, even Israel and Syria. It turns out that the Police and Military and leaders have all been infected, some like Gaddafi have been for decades now we all knew that. The semi infected police now battle the infected populations, both claim to be good, both are infact seriously infected.

The infection has somehow spread to the United States and we saw them invading New York in wallstreet, Oregon, California, and other places. In Russia it has begun also! The government in the middle east and people and media have often been criticizing western and Israelis for being unfair have proved that they are far worse! They have been killing even the non infected!  Not to mention raping and pillaging. Iran has been championing the “Zombie Islamic Awakening” because they as usual love PR lies pretending to be innocent but we all saw how they acted during the Green revolution, on non infected people! Chaos is spreading and the choice is left between zombie Dictators and zombie fanatics and the people seem to prefer zombie fanatics.  (Because people when infected with the Z-Virus cannot think properly) In Egypt Iran was hoping on the muslim brotherhood, their allies, despite the Sunni-Shi ite divide, but the “brilliant” Egyptian people wanted even worser people in power and elected seriously even more screwed up fanatics if you saw the news. There is very little hope if any at all. If this continues someone is going to nuke someone and that might just be a good thing. Put an end to the Middle Eastern never ending crap once and for all! Its like the arse of the world sometimes!

The Phant☣m  Zombie Safe Area Special Investigations division.

Zombies hurt in Resident Evil film set accident !

Zombies hurt in Resident Evil film set accident!

By D-Undertaker

Its really scary when a paramedic looks at a bunch of actors playing zombies with fake injuries and scars, it sucks when those injuries are real & in need of real medical attention! What about for the actors you ask? Well it really really sucks for them! You wanted to be a bloody rotten scar ridden zombie; but only for pretend and then an accident on the set breaks your leg….for real! (Not in the good luck sense)  In a way it will make the new upcoming  RESIDENT EVIL: Retribution movie so much more! Still need to wait for September 2012 for it to come out! It is the highly anticipated 5th installment of the film series! Perhaps these injuries who knows are going to cause the real zombie apocalypse, I mean you gotta think and wonder, how many times does an accident like this happen on a well designed, well organized movie set? Hmmm….Kashwak’s conspiracy theories are getting to me, in fact he is the one who found this story and asked me to post it! LoL!

BBC News UK: Zombies hurt in Resident Evil film set accident 11 October 2011 Last updated at 23:57 GMT

People dressed as zombies take part in a "zombie walk" in Stockholm, Sweden - 12 June 2010 Zombies are beyond the dead, but apparently not beyond minor injury

Emergency crews called to an accident on a film set in Toronto were confronted with alarming blood and gore – but it wasn’t as bad as it looked.

Actors dressed as zombies for the latest Resident Evil film were injured when a high platform moved suddenly. “It did kind of catch us off-guard when we walked in,” said police Sergeant Andrew Gibson.

Twelve actors were taken to hospital with injuries ranging from bruising to a broken leg “I could see the look on the first paramedic, saying ‘Oh my God’,” Toronto emergency medical services Commander David Ralph told Associated Press news agency. The accident happened when the zombie actors were moving between two platforms at the Cinespace Film Studios in Toronto and a gap opened up, police said.

Seven of the injured zombies were walking again on the set later in the day.

See Original story & video here: BBC NEWS UK ZOMBIES RESIDENT EVIL

Hired hit man fell in love with his victim… then faked her death with tomato ketchup+Video!

This is how it starts folks…or maybe not. Get the sauce on these 3 idiots. What is more stupid?

Covered in tomato sauce: The death of Iranildes Aguiar Araujo was faked by her new love Carlos Roberto de Jesus, a hitman sent to kill her, called
1: Killing someone for $500 ? (£345 UK pounds = $500!)
2: Falling in love with your target and faking her death with ketchup?
4: Falling in love with your killer? (apparently in a TV interview this lady would-be-victim, explained the hired assassin and her were childhood friends!)
5: Or being the one who hired the killer, finding the target not dead reporting the killer and his target to the police as thieves for taking the $500 dollars you gave the assassin to kill without doing his job?
I mean who doesnt hate being cheated of their money right?All three of them are in jail now…..

Hired hit man fell in love with his victim… then faked her death with tomato ketchup

By Tom Worden

Last updated at 6:25 PM on 23rd September 2011

A hired killer faked the death of his intended victim after falling in love with his target.

Hitman Carlos Roberto de Jesus, from Brazil, was paid £345 to murder Iranildes Aguiar Araujo.

He was contracted by housewife Maria Nilza Simoes, who was convinced Iranildes was having an affair with her husband.

But when he showed up to carry out the hit, he couldn’t bring himself to do it – and confessed the plot.

He then used some tomato ketchup to try and get them both off the hook.

The ruse was discovered when the hitman was seen kissing his victim - by the housewife who hired him to carry out the assassinationThe ruse was discovered when the hitman was seen kissing his victim – by the housewife who hired him to carry out the assassination

The pair then conjured up a plan to fool his employer into believing he had carried out the hit.

The new lovers bought two bottles of ketchup from a local supermarket.

De Jesus then got his supposed victim to rip her shirt and grip a machete under her armpit.

He then taped her mouth up, tied her hands, smothered her with ketchup and got her to lie still on the floor as if she were dead.

The ex-convict photographed Araujo and sent the picture to the ‘cheated’ wife saying he had killed her.

Araujo said: ‘I tore my shirt, put the knife by my side here, then he tied me up and smothered me with ketchup.’

But the ruse was discovered three days later when Simoes saw the hired assassin kissing the very woman he was meant to have bumped off.

 She then went to the police to complain he had stolen 1000 dollars from her.
‘In eight years of policing I’ve never heard anything like it.’
Sheriff Lima

Detectives were amazed when de Jesus told the full story in a confession.

The murder was supposed to take place last July in the small town of Pidonbacu, in the state of Bahia, in eastern Brazil.

Bizarre: The hitman, from Bahia, Brazil, was paid £345 to murder Iranildes but couldn't go through with it

Bizarre: The hitman, from Bahia, Brazil, was paid £345 to murder Iranildes but couldn’t go through with it

The three suspects were grilled by police chief Marconi Lima before being released on bail.

The hitman and his ‘victim”‘ faces extortion charges and the woman who hired him charges of making threats to kill.

Sheriff Lima said: ‘In eight years of policing I’ve never heard anything like it.’

While a local shopkeeper remarked: ‘Could Maria not see that the knife was in the woman’s armpit?’
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