ZOMBIE OUTBREAK GLOBAL THREAT LEVEL
ZOMBIE SAFE AREA GLOBAL THREAT RESEARCH ANALYSIS AND ALERT SERVICE
CURRENT THREAT LEVEL COLOR: YELLOW
KNOW THE DIFFERENT THREAT LEVELS SEE THE CHART BELOW
WHAT IS ZOMBIE SAFE AREA GLOBAL THREAT RESEARCH ANALYSIS AND ALERT SERVICE?
It is a combination of all of Z.S.A.s regional divisions who are constantly researching and investigating reports of zombie attacks and outbreaks in coordination with our top notch scientists & medical experts who work round the clock in our laboratories on biological and other cures to the zombie virus.
We actively work with security and defense officials around the world to get the latest updates on zombie attacks & incidents, from their agencies, radars, satellites etc straight to our alert nerve centers!
We keep a close eye and ear on the media both mainstream media and alternative media.
After compiling all the various sources the information gathered will decide how the threat level goes up or down accordingly.
Ofcourse if there is a massive outbreak we will have our divisions go into action defense plan A where people who have signed up for ZSA Protection would immediately be directed to the safe areas until further instructions awaiting until Plan B is set into motion which is fight back and restore our more or less beloved human civilization over the walking dead.
Public Disclaimer Notice: This is all hogwash. lol