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When The DEAD Refuse To Rest In Peace

When the DEAD refuse to Rest in Peace.

Monday, July 24, 2017  By  Ð-Ünder†aker

We have lived to yet another anniversary, 6 years and still biting ! Keeping you safe for six years!

If this were a post zombie apocalyptic period imagine the accomplishment of not being devoured by the living dead or even worse killed, captured, tortured by gangs and terrorists?  We have come a long way from the first day when D-Undertaker created Z.S.A.  to the Z.S.A. staff that have often contributed to our many successes at our main headquarters or our divisions around the globe, to our thousands of thousands of loyal fans!   We have encountered laughter, anger, happiness sadness and betrayals, but today we celebrate another day of being alive & well while keeping in mind the dangers that lurk out there, the very real ones : the living! The Dead refuse to die, and among the living there are those who refuse to leave the living alone! Both of them are pests that can seriously ruin your day.  In a post ZPOC world the gangs of thugs would rule the day and night looking for both food and slaves. The survival groups out there would have to be very vigilant who they trust, starting with their own. You may have the most sophisticated zombie safe area with walls and security systems impenetrable from the outside, but all it takes is one traitor inside to open the gates and allow a flood of the living dead to enter.   No safe area is 100% fool proof, negligence or malicious behavior can bring us down.  I dont care your reasons, mental stress or power hungry but if you betray us, you become zombie bait!

 

HOW DO YOU SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK?

By now ZSA fans know the basics, the 1st survival method is mental  & for those who believe is some kind of higher power, spiritual aswell.  At the end of the day your own attitude of confidence, empathy and justice will help you realize whats important and what’s not. If you are not mentally prepared in life for crisis, disasters of any kind you won’t survive a zombie outbreak. Panic is your worst enemy.  Those around you who panic is just as bad. 2nd is physical preparation, your body needs to be healthy & strong. Sports, exercise, diet, water and controlling any illness you struggle with.  3rd is knowing your surroundings, having an escape plan to bug out or bug in, a plan that yourself and family or friends have worked out and practiced by doing real life drills. How to communicate when phones & internet is down, because face it, not long after an outbreak all forms of modern technology will go down or be shut down by the authorities in a bid to control the situation and limit mass panic. One of my very first posts on ZSA was about that. Agreeing on a meeting point before hand where all your team will meet when there is an outbreak is how you re group fast and will find all those you need to send messages to.  They can then carry more messages to others, but first you need to get to that meeting point.  Always have an alternative meeting place incase the first point happened to be over run by zombies or barred by security & defense officials. Planning is everything.  It is the entire reason behind ZSA, plan for any type of disaster, man made, natural or zombies. 4th is prepper training how to hoard food, grow basic things, fetch & purify water.  Truth be told without water your survival plan is screwed from the get go.  Water is life it is said. It is true.  You need water to survive. The more you know how to grow, the less you have to scavenge. So many people will be scavenging and you will encounter some very bad people if you depend on “leftovers from the pre apocalypse time period” plus those are bound to run out sooner or later.  You would always have to be careful that you arent stealing some living persons provisions. If you do, then you would be no different from the thugs. Will any of that even matter in such a world? For us we hope it will if we want to bring back a world with some kind of order and respect.  5th is some basic MEDICAL  knowledge , however basic it will save you and yours when there is no doctor around. Lastly 6th is your own defense and that of your loved ones. You cannot expect help from anyone else, nor trust anyone who says they will protect you. If you want to learn the hard way, be my guest and trust others, you will pay the price and so will your companions in the worst possible ways.  Trust your instinct and have whatever available tools you need to fight and fend for yourself.  Teach your companions to do the same as much as they can.  Protect yourself by knowing how to defend yourself.  Those damn zombies will not kill themselves, you have to do it.

Worth mentioning is ofcourse the notable  passing of the father of the modern zombie movie genre & subculture, George A Romero who directed some of the greatest zombie classics that sealed the image of the modern zombie present even today with such hits as The Walking Dead or Resident Evil. Romero passed away on July 16th 2017 at the age of 77 we hope he rests in peace and if not, then he will rise from the grave!   Active  in public life until the  very end, Romeros’s legacy will last longer than any doomsday apocalypse!

Stay prepared, stay zombie free and remember our motto is to Protect, to Fight and to Win! Contego, Pugna, Victoria!

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Thanksgiving of the Living Dead

Thanksgiving of the Living Dead.

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When the dead walk the earth, you will look back and remember those among the living who had your back.  Face it most people behave like zombies and you would rather not see them this thanksgiving.  However there are those few who you would whether they survived the apocalypse or not, you would want to see those people again, all you have to do is remember them and they return to your memories.  Here is a little something below I wrote about thanksgiving day.

“Believe in one or more of these, just ignore the ones that do not apply to you.

If you want to be thankful to God, Cosmic beings or whatever you call the intelligent forces of the Universe.

If you want to be thankful to the true friends who helped you when you needed the most, be they blood related or not blood related, real family isnt always blood.

If you want to be thankful for the good events, good food, good health you have ever had, or once had, or still have.

If you want to be thankful for the bad things in life, that have given you the lessons to make you who you are, more realistic and a more just person, including days you were sick to death, had no food, or struggled.

You need only ONE thing. Gratefulness. You are not a thankful person, if you are not grateful.

Real thanksgiving day is more than ritual eating, drinking, being with family, that can all be good and fun and tradition, especially if you enjoy the company of those you are with, but the real thanksgiving day is gratefulness day.

Happy Feast to one and all. ”

Ð☣Ünder†aker

ZSA Celebrates 5 Years on July 24th!

ZSA Celebrates its 5 Years on July 24th!

By ÐÜnder†aker

zsa 5th birthdaySo Happy Birthday to us! July 24, 2011 was our start date and it was on a facebook page! That page has since been eaten up by zombies, but a new one was created. Its been fun and from one person who created it, to over 70 admins of dozens of divisions worldwide! A combination of over 50K fans from all divisions!

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If you are on facebook JOIN our birthday event please and share with others!

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Through good and bad times we have fought the hordes and the evil thugs alike. It wasnt always easy, but sometimes tons of fun. The strong survived, the smart built the safe areas and the dedicated fought the undead! Together for another 5 years and more and we stand a good chance to make it beyond the apocalypse and into a new era of and a reboot of the human race.  Stay zombie free and ZSA4LIFE!

Contego-Pugna-Victoria!

 

The Walking Dead Season 7 Trailers! U.S. and International Versions.

The-Walking-Dead season 7 trailer comic con sand diego 2016The Walking Dead Season 7 Trailers! U.S. and International Versions.

By ÐÜnder†aker   Saturday, July 23, 2016

AMC has released the first trailer for The Walking Dead Season 7 at this years COMIC CON 2016! If you werent able to attend, no worries, here they are U.S. Version and International version!

(See Below)

If you are a fan of the walking dead comic series, you will be thrilled to discover some new characters from the comics! I mean like wow this is gonna be AWESOME!

Who else is excited to see who Negan Lucilled? Well the date of the premiere was also announced it will be on Sunday, October 23rd, let’s get ready, October is just around the corner….well sort of lol.

So grab some popcorn, a drink or if you just want to see it, check out below, here we go! ENJOY!

AMC’s Walking Dead Season Trailer (U.S. Version)

AMC’s Walking Dead Season Trailer (International Version)

#SDCC2016  #twd #walkingdeadtrailer #ZSA

 

Consumer Zombies

Consumer Zombie

As the holidays come, alot of us will go buy gifts, bake cookies, massive amounts of drinks, sweets, invite guests etc. These could be all in the beautiful holiday spirit, often making children gleeful (adults also) and making the season magical. Winter Christmas lights sparkling in the snow, reminding us of our childhood, nostalgia aswell as good memories. Always knowing everyone isnt everyone else and perhaps some bad memories aswell. In some cases a nightmare when the bill(s) come!

It can be beautiful if done right, but they can also be a drag on your energies, time, and bank account. Then many of you will blame oh I had to give this or that to this friend, look how much it cost me, you will blame capitalism, big banks, for forcing us to become consumers via enticing commercials and other tactics. Really? Did they put a gun to your head? 0b8b7e2eec0264a610aeebc5c8cf3770Don’t even get me started for days like “Black Friday” when the sales are on and some Americans turn into savage real life zombies! I’ve seen people in POOR countries, with no television, do the same, in their smaller dirty markets. Drain themselves to follow CUSTOM, tradition and social expectations. YOU are the one to decide what you need to really buy, according to your possibilities, but often you will squeeze yourself dry in order to make sure your customs are met by others standards. Whatever those standards are. Capitalism works by demand, if there is no demand, there will be no product & said business will wither & die away. We spend billions on a drug war to attack drug dealers, when the drug users are the culprits, prohibition is a good example. The people themselves will make sure they get their poison, if there is no drug dealer they will become one. Either the drug users are stopped, helped, guided and some punished if they disregard other peoples security or turn to theft to get money.  Or atleast spare the tax payers with a never ending war on drugs and find another alternative that will actually work.

You are going places expecting the stuff YOU want and “need” to buy & the market system will find it for you and provide it. They need to sell and will pander to your desires, but if you didnt need any of it, they wouldnt be able to. In a civilized society you find them in large stores with fancy Christmas decorations and flashing lights.  In more backward nations, you find them in street markets. I have lived in Africa, weeks before a holiday, entire streets are blocked by police, you cant even walk properly at the local markets seeing the number of people rushing inside to buy new cloths, toys, food, etc etc. Do not even venture in the market those days, if your care for your well being.  In some parts of Africa you will lose an ear, if your earrings are too shiny and someone wants them. Close your windows and roll up the glass even driving by! Yet you will find no fancy lights, decorations or adverts, people will do the crazy shopping on their own regardless. Stop blaming capitalism, the problem here is custom. Even in so called non materialistic countries you see them doing the same crap.  Nothing Illuminati or “new world order” about it people.  Hey we all need stuff, nothing wrong with finding large amounts of choices of everything. Again in parts of Africa I’ve lived, to find one damn thing, sometimes I spend more money going from shop to shop looking for it. I’d rather they have all varieties of things for the needs of different people available. Its up to people to discipline their wallets. They have no one else to blame after that. Even if they try to blame the government or richer people for this act of self-robbing. Nothing sinful about enjoying the finer things in life. Having a good house, clean cloths for the kids, food on the table, a nice pizza every now and then, hygienic conditions, quality technology and enjoy some vacations and good times with friends, but it turns apocalyptic when you bleed yourself dry, because the “Holidays Oblige You To” Whether its so called Religious, Cultural or Social.

We call it being a ”CONSUMER ZOMBIE”.

Chances are you might fall in that category if you are a slave to custom & society. If you want to make others happy its very easy, and it can be a gift or cookies, but it doesn’t have to, a smile, a note, even a word or two is enough. So simple yet people expect a colorful gala & a bunch of noise.

Ð☣Ünder†aker

 

🎃 Happy Halloween Zombie Friends!

🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2015! 🎃

By Ð☣Ünder†aker

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This Halloween we remember that one day Zombies will be real hopefully and you wont need a costume!

vampire with her friend gothic love photoIts that time of the year again were everyone else becomes as creepy as you! You being if you are a horror fan like us at ZSA! Zombies, clowns, werewolves, witches, politicians, these are the scariest costumes you could wear and we love it! Many of our folks at ZSA are choosing to be zombies because we simply love it, but some of us are Goths like myself and Vampires is what i’m doing! Well to be honest its a year round thing, but like I said, its fun to overdo it on Halloween! Just a little, moderation is always a good thing. Blood is scarce nowadays -_- lol

💀 Is Halloween Changing? 

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 I’m especially worried how Halloween spirit is being massacred by governing issues these days aswell as things that just ruin Halloween. For starters kids in America want money rather than candy, you could say they are getting savvy and with the times, but I say they are getting greedy, careless. This will maybe be the generation that will destroy Halloween to replace it with fads and trends that have nothing to do with dressing up in fantasy, horror costumes and letting this feast be for kids to meet the neighborhood and adults some party time as it was all this time! Not to mention the butthurt and offense over everything these days! I mean ZSA got a message that a Halloween article of scary lawn decorations was offensive…Excuse me? Its halloween, what else are we to put up? Care bears so no one is offended? That would probably offend someone also by the way!  In France due to terrorism scares the police have advised no costumes carry real life looking weapons as the police might take it as a threat and people might panic. Last year a guy in costume and fake gun, pretended it was real and terrorized a party and now we get these new rules, ruining Halloween for the rest of us all! Soon in America also! Ah this world being ruined by the nasty who misuse their freedoms and make life hard for the rest of us, I guess dressing up as Sheriff Rick Grimes this Halloween is out of the question if you are in France! Blasphemy lol. But ironically dressing up as a giant cockroach is fine! :/ Halloween is also a money making business, it brings 2 billion dollars to the candy industry in America, but if you brush your teeth, it wont cost you that much. Plus in moderation once again.  Dried fruits are also one of my favorite and no its not candy bashing, its extra fun! I love Halloween, i’m going to get some small chocolates if my busy schedule allows!

Well anyhow, all in all Americans and the world who love American traditions despite what they say are enjoying Halloween. So accompany your kids for trick or treat, stay home watch a scary movie, go to the movies with pals, have a zombie pinata party with friends, or scare your neighbor with a friendly prank and try not to get shot. Whatever you do have a Happy and Safe Halloween! Next time this year the zombies might have overtaken the world so best enjoy life now while you still can.

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Want to know more about Halloween? Well how about that, for more on Halloween and where it originally came from, see our article from last year in the link below!

The Origins of Halloween by Zombie Safe Area

I’m not signing any dumb petition and here is why.

I’m not signing any dumb petition and here is why.

Ð☣Ünder†aker

CecilI loathe this Walter dentist as much as some of you do and he broke the law in Zimbabwe, and Poaching is a crime worldwide.  You also cant ignore the fact that Zimbabwe’s own President Mugabe who is the worlds leading black racist and homophobe wanted to eat Lion at his birthday party that cost his tax payers $1 Million when people there are starving.  Hunting game is fine, If you get a trophy from hunting for food, for self defense or when the specific animal population is over the limit, then thats cool and can be fun, but poaching is disgusting. Certain animals are getting extinct, the nay sayers are liars who accuse others of lying and seriously I dont listen to them.  Just as there are cases like in Australia, I felt bad at first when I saw people eating Kangaroo Burgers, I love Kangaroos, but Kangaroos are overtaking the place in some parts and ransacking everything in their way, you might aswell turn some of them into delicious burgers, I have no issues with hunting some game. I cannot stand people who eat cats and dogs and lions are CATS dammit! What part of this do some of you losers not understand?

However as an American man Walter Palmer still has rights ok? The US Justice Department is the one to decide according to law what rights he has and since he broke the law in another country they dont need a bloody petition to extradite the crook. He paid 50K to kill the lion, he knew very well who he was killing, he was an experiences African safari hunter for years, he plays innocent and only people who want to defend him pretend to be fooled! He thought oh well its dumb Africa you can get away with anything here. Well no, have some moral values even if you live in hell sir!

America is a Constitutional Republic, its a form of democracy but one that protects the right of the one, even if the many want something that takes away the right of the few, this is how the fore fathers designed the constitution, so please learn to RESPECT IT for your own damn good! When you need something done, the law requires you to contact your senator and representative and petition him/her to do something. If the congressperson has enough in his/her constituency even if they go against his/her beliefs they must be taken in consideration. If y’all voted for the right person in the first place it would have been better, but often you dont and then cry baby afterwards, but thats another subject. A petition to the white house can be nice if you’re for it, I’ve signed a few in the past, knowing full well nothing will happen, for example the blogger in Saudi Arabia being lashed to death almost, I supported him, but you really think the White House will persecute or cut relations with the House of Saud over some petition? I didnt think so either.

What about the Chattanooga shootings, why isnt the a petition for that? Are the deaths of US Service men worth less than a Lion in Africa?  How about an investigation into the Planned Parenthood selling of baby parts, isnt that illegal and happening right in the United States?  How about the $18 Billion dollars given as aid to Pakistan, when both OBL and Mullah Omar were given refuge by people there? Why isnt this outraging the rest of you also?

Dont be fooled, the white house doesnt care about petitions, there have been many before and nothing was done. They only care because this is a good way to attack people who own guns again. If tomorrow 200 000 people signed a petition to ban gay marriage, the white house would publicly call the petition a hate crime. I personally am not against gay marriage & chances are they are already living together, but the example I am giving is true and you know it!

pizap.com14383133820191Once again if you follow my work and comments, aswell as some other of my cool ZSA staff we are outraged by the terrorist shootings in Tennessee, the ISIS killings, the Planned Parenthood baby parts selling and many other issues, not like some who have a one track mind and can only get mad about one thing at a time. Just aswell we are outraged by the murder of Cecil, this is a crime against nature itself.  I’m all for war & violence when warranted, normally as a last resort when diplomacy fails and killing is a part of it, doesnt mean I enjoy it either.  We all need thrills and excitement, adrenaline is something some people have more than others, well if you care so much, join the Military and serve your nation and kill some bad guys, terrorists as our ancestors killed nazis & communist scum! Now thats killing thats well worth it! I love humans, and the purpose of ZSA was to save humans from the zombies, but I also love animals and I dont see any reason to hurt them just for fun, but thats me and I dont push anyone else, but when an animal is extinct or close to humans, I’m sorry but my values tell me to defend the animals also, and I couldnt care less what you think of it because its not your life at stake here ok? Africa is getting plenty of help, they dont need poachers money because thats dirty money and Africa has enough of that going around. Had the money of the people stayed in the hands of honest brokers, Africa by now would be a 1st world nation more or less, but with primitive traditions and tribal conflicts, there is nothing you do that can really bring Africa out of the Dumb Age, except Africans themselves. Yes I’m generalizing, while there are some awesome people in Africa, most of the continent resembles the other parts, I know because I’m was born and live in Africa.

Now, why is a petition stupid? Simple, it isnt lawful. So if tomorrow you get 100 000 or 1 Million or 30 Million signatures to KILL A LION, would that be ok? Or to take away your guns? Or to see someone rape you wife, or to forcefully take your child away and send him to another country? Would that be ok? Its just stupid and I refuse to sign it. ‪#‎usconstitutionmatters‬

Ð☣Ünder†aker

Why Zombies?

Why Zombies?

By Jon “DoubleTap” Britton

02560df2f0d15b4a8618dba685a77dcaLately I have been questioning myself, and society as a whole, regarding the rise of the Zombie Apocalypse sub-culture and my own fascination with zombies of late. I guess I have to start with my own thinking and try to expand that to the sub-culture and society at large. First of all, I have long been interested in politics which I am convinced plays a large part in the rise of the zombie sub-culture. At the same time I have watched the decline of our civilization in many ways, from a moral decline to a decline in peoples’ acceptance of personal responsibility. Throughout modern history there have been many groups that have held apocalyptic beliefs and prepared for the end of the world as we know it.  Jonestown, Heaven’s Gate, militias, Y2K and the list goes on, but what is different now? Past Doomsday groups have usually had a specific date in mind, but current Zombie Apocalypse preppers and other modern preppers in general have no such timeline, other than it could happen at anytime. FYI, for those who don’t know, a prepper is someone who prepares for some type of apocalyptic event, ranging from just being prepared to survive some type of natural disaster to financial/governmental collapse to a Zombie Apocalypse. To many people, the world has been teetering on the edge of destruction for a long time, famines, droughts, tsunamis, the dust bowl, great depression, world wars, etc…

confused-zombie-588x392So, how does this all relate to zombies? I believe that zombies have become a metaphorical representation of society in the modern world. We have what some call “Sheeple” that seem to blindly follow the media and whatever view of the world they deem fit to air or print. People who have forgone their individual strength in favor of government checks, food stamps and programs. We have sports zombies that can quote team stats to the most minute detail, but don’t know who their representatives are in the state or federal government. We have a generation of video game zombie kids. TV zombies that are more tuned into Americal Idol or Dancing with the Stars than the economic strife and political turmoil going on around them. We have “Occupiers” that gather en masse in cities all over the world with no agenda other than to complain about the rich 1% instead of putting that effort into becoming the 1%. So, when you stop and think about it, we are surrounded by zombies of some sort on a daily basis. Mindless masses going through life on auto-pilot.

33737465afe573ca2a42e89680ccf08dNow, when we bring all these things together, is it any surprise that the zombie apocalypse sub-culture is growing? More and more people are starting to wake up to the state of the world, the economy, their governments and so on. Many have begun prepping for whatever they perceive as the most pressing threat, but in doing so try to make sure they are prepared for ANY eventuality. Others find that type of prepping to be depressing and/or fatalistic, so just add zombies and it’s a little more palletable. Ironically, zombies also seem to fit their view of the current world condition whether they realize it consciously or not. Zombies, being mindless creatures driven by the basest instincts too feed, this metaphor could apply to those who seem to mindlessly pursue money or power. Those who mindlessly follow the mainstream media or look to the government to fulfill all their needs. Those who mindlessly envy or covet the success and the wealth of others and abdicate their own ability and individual power to achieve.

ZombiesZombiphiles, from what I have seen, seem to be a combination of self-reliant preppers, gun enthusiasts that foresee government restrictions and fun-loving free thinkers. Zombie prep seems to be a fun way to prepare for the worst. Zombie Crawls, zombie themed shooting contests, etc… all seems to put a little fun into serious concerns. That is “Why Zombies?”, zombies represent a metaphorical view of society and put a little light-heartedness into preparing for disaster, be it financial, governmental or natural disasters. For me zombies are definitely a metaphor of society, for others they are just fun and for some they are the ultimate underdog challenge. In America especially, the underdog is an icon, a force to be reckoned with. I believe this is another driving factor behind the rise of the zombiphiles. There is something alluring about a small rag-tag group of survivors facing countless hordes of undead, surviving and slaying the hordes in large numbers.745b044cd4872ba59a4c16df3e52708c

So, that’s my take on zombies, the zombie apocalypse and the rise of a unique sub-culture. Societal metaphor, sense of impending doom on many fronts, attraction to the underdog aspects and just plain fun.

DoubleTap

Link to story:https://www.facebook.com/notes/zsa-texas/why-zombies/441157725924197?pnref=story

DoubleTap ZSAAbout the author: Jon DoubleTap Britton, has been a ZSA  HQ Commander since 2012 & Z.S.A. Texas Commander aswell. This piece he wrote impressed many of us at ZSA back then in early 2012 when he originally wrote it. DoubleTap also writes for Cold Dead Hands a 2A advocacy organization and Noozaurus website when he isnt huntin down the Undead & other zombie related activities that is.

FEAR THE WALKING DEAD Premiere Date Released!

FEAR THE WALKING DEAD Premiere Date Released!

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fear the walking dead logoOn August 23 the highly anticipated Walking  companion series from AMC & FOX called FEAR THE WALKING DEAD has finally a PREMIERE DATE! Long has been the wait (and many memes to make fun of) for how the “Walker ‘zombie’ Apocalypse” all started! With a complete new set of actors and some surprise guests possibly from the WALKING DEAD original series to cameo also! So far the trailers have been very exciting indeed! Exactly how we imagine the outbreak to take place, nice and slow…just like the zombies.

August 23rd 2015 will be the US & Canadian release date on AMC.

August 24th 2015 release date just about everywhere else, Europe, Africa, Asia and Middle East! Not sure about Australia, I imagine the same as rest of the world.

IMDB has some more information on the show:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3743822/

Once again here is one of the many exciting official trailers from the show!